splutter

An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.

Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.

avoid eye contact

by Barry April 21, 2004

slunt

A mix between the words cunt and slut. Oftenly used when referring to an ex-girlfriend. It's usually used when a girlfriend cheats on their boyfriend and all his friends call her a slunt. There is no positive way to use this word.

Person 1: "Dude, she totally cheated on me...we're done!"

Person 2: "Wow man, she's such a slunt!"

by prillmarie April 1, 2009

Splutterage

(1) Diarrhea spluttering away in the toilet as it is "excreted". (2) After a night of heavy drinking, puke spluttering around in the toilet while being expelled from the body.

Britney Spears: Why the hell can't I get a guy to put his splutterage (definition 1) on my face while making love? I mean, I'm still sexy right?

by Trisaratops of the Metal Kids May 6, 2009

Splutz

When a male cums, but rather than squirting, it only trickles and splutters out unenthusiastically.

I had sex with Dan last night, it was such an anti climax, it end with a splutz

by Yippee ki yay February 16, 2020

rotator splint

Rotator Splint is a mythical engine part.

I'm afraid I have some bad news.
You seem to be having problems with the...rotator splint.
The engine runs good now, but not for long.

by bj6665 June 21, 2016

slunt

slut and cunt

That dirty girl is a slunt.
He only likes slunts.

by Daddyyyy<3333 May 5, 2010

Splinter Cell

A once mighty espionage series of computer games, mainly focused on Microsoft's Xbox & Xbox 360 consoles, but which eventually seen them ported to all formats.

The series was finally destroyed when a 'Splinter Group' of a once well respected games company, Ubisoft~Toronto, got their hands on the franchise, fired well respected uniquely voiced Canadian actor, Michael Ironside {"See You At Da'Part'E, Richt'a!"}, and changed the series' legendary formula to stay on par and cater to the Call Of Duty, Assassin's Creed & Uncharted fan-boys.

Splinter Cell's are extremely highly trained combat effective individuals, who are secretly deployed on very dangerous or politically sensitive combat missions, to neutralise various threats to United States interests, and perform deniable operations of many types.

The most famous Splinter Cell to ever have lived is one known as Samuel {Sam} Fisher.

Kid Gamer:

"Ah yo! This shit is off the walls! Splinter Cell: Blacklist is it called? Awesome! I loved that other one too, Conviction was it? Hated them older ones where you had to sneak about in shadows all the time. I just wanna shoot stuff. Who cares if his voice and appearance is different and he looks younger, it's all about the fast paced game-play. I'm glad its more like Metal Gear Solid, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed and Call Of Duty now! Pre-ordered it! Can't wait!"

Older Seasoned Hard-Core Splinter Cell fan:

"Kid...Get The Fuck Off this forum, right now. And go get hit by a bus you little COD playing faggot cunt."

by Azura's *Star July 26, 2012