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Size Denial

Either one of two things:

1.(n.) When a person (usually overweight) can no longer fit into clothes of a particular size but continue to buy and wear clothes of said size, despite what their gut/hips might have to say about it. Typically occurs when a person refuses to accept that they've either become fat, or(in the case of an already lardy person), have gained even more weight.

2.(n, abstract) When a person who may feel a touch insecure about the size of their..."thing " buys condoms larger then they are.
This often leads to slippage.
1. Suffering from a classic case of size denial, Jack continued to wear his favorite size 30 jeans, despite the fact that his waistline bordered size 38.
(please note that this phenomenon is more prevalent in women.)

2. Luke wanted to buy condoms, but he when he found out he was "Garden Snake" size, his size denial kicked in.
So instead, he grabbed the Anaconda ones instead.
by rotamboh December 27, 2009
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spice rack dwarf

a dwarf who lives in your cubbord and makes spices for you . generaly a kind fellow smokes a long pipe and always has a story to tell ,but you dont care so you shout"GIVE ME THE PARSLEY BITCH"and then slam the doorright on his already broken toes
Steve:i dont think you shold treat your spice rack dwarf like that.
You: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.
by aaron and stetson January 22, 2009
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"God damn that burger is Texas-sized!" num num num

"Everything is bigger in Texas." ;)
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Denial Size

The actual size clothing a person should be wearing. known as the denial size because you actually wear a size smaller.
Baby those shorts look great, are they your new skinny shorts?

Yes, a size smaller than I was wearing before, but really two sizes down from my denial size.
by damndiver August 13, 2009
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Leo Valdez is so hot, he is totally the Super Sized Mcshizzel
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Raktim Size is a new scientificdimension” of a huge dick.
What size is your dick bro? Raktim size my man, that shit is huge.
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