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Spiritually

The Belief that the Spirit can be contained, immortalized & saved...
Spiritually you must prove yourself to the Supernatural in many ways, then the Higher Doctrine & the Immortals will trust you if you are within the category of the caring spirit...
by HaloTheHalo August 11, 2024
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Spiritual Bowling

When a so called man of God lines his subjects up like bowling pins and throws his coat or waves his hand at them they all fall, fall down like bowling pins. (strike!!). Claiming to be slain in the Holy spirit.
The pastor invoked an altar call and 10 people came forward. He lined them up like bowling pins then after throwing his coat toward them they all fell down like a strike in bowling. This is Spiritual Bowling.
by Runt Of Hell August 18, 2011
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spiritual whore

Someone who wants to be a whore but can’t do it physically, lest they imagine being sexually promiscuous in spirit
“I would go out and fuck anyone tonight but I’m too scared of STDs.. Guess I’m a spiritual whore!”
by sexy bitchxx February 17, 2022
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spiritual debt-relief ploy

Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.
The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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Spiritual Fuckboy

A spiritual fuckboy is a variant of fuckboy that has emerged into popularity along with gen z woke community. They virtue signal and use language that can be seen as emotionally intelligent, genuine and caring. These words are often just tools used to entice there love interest. Once a spiritual fuckboy has gotten what they needed they will often lose interest in there lover or create a drama within the relationship in order to leave.
Did you see all the spiritual fuckboy's at the cacao ceremony.
by Figment of Rob December 2, 2023
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Spiritual Cigarette

A cigarette rolled with weed in it
Hey bro, let’s go smoke a spiritual cigarette after class
by Vaporizer56 June 18, 2019
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Spiritually Attached

A witchcraft ritual that connects the spirits or souls of two individuals, counterparts A and B. The ritual can be performed in-person and remotely. The symptoms of each counterpart may not be identical. The connection begins with sensation transference, for example: the feeling of one's heartbeat, intoxication/high, or ejaculation. Overtime, with increased physical activity or psychological abuse, symptoms may to progress to telepathy and involuntary movements from opposing counterpart. The connection can be used as a source for torture, target practice and public humiliation. Disconnection will require death of a counterpart.
Hogan spiritually attached himself to Mariah through her webcam.
by CEO JAS January 15, 2024
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