Spiritual Allotment

A prosaic name for the toilet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.

Woman: You were in the toilet a long time. Are you constipated again?
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.

by Green Tito May 6, 2013

Spiritual A.D.D.

(aka Spiritual Deficit Disorder) When you are meditating or practicing yoga then lose focus to start thinking about other things like what you want to eat for dinner.

Ugh, I totally can't zen-out. I have spiritual A.D.D.

by bünch October 26, 2016

spiritual steven segal

ADV. Lyrical, spiritual, bring the dalai lama in
I'm not the spiritual Steven Segal
Brings the drama like a suicide bomber

I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal, back me up against the wall, I'm not the lyrical, spiritual Dalai Lama.

by Lyrical Spiritual nigga February 10, 2017

spiritual quest

When you are truly finding what is inside you and who you are.

"my spiritual quest is complete

by atermpeach September 12, 2017

Spiritual incest

The act of shipping or the existence of a couple that have a sibling relation ship or are adopted siblings

''omg did you read that JayDick fanfiction?''
''No dude! They're like brothers that's spiritual incest!''

by Insert Dorky Nae May 9, 2017

spiritualizing

looking at the spiritual aspect of some thing from the natural realm/affect the natural by the spirit

Spiritualizing romance as the life of faith

by B.K.W June 28, 2017

spiritual velvet

A gender.

She identifies as a spiritual velvet

by anti-pseudonym July 1, 2017