canadian speedball

Going outside after a sweltering punk show to cool off only to go back inside the boiling venue to warm up.

"Fuck that band was great! I'm gonna go outside to cool off."
"Want to grab another beer when you get back in?"
"Yeah, I'll pull a Canadian Speedball."

by MikeAD February 4, 2018

Millennial Speedball

Dabs and espresso in the morning.

Millennials turned the boomer Hippy Speedball up to 11.

Charlie: I'm tired and hungover, how are you still alive after last night?
Alex: Two words: Millennial Speedball

by The Real Master Blaster September 13, 2020

reo speedwagon

Rock band known for a string of hit songs in the '80s, such as "Can't Fight This Feeling" and "Take it on the Run"

synonomous with "overrated"

REO Speedwagon is the most overrated band ever; they just played the same song over and over again and changed the lyrics a little bit

"Goddammit...REO Speedwagon wrote another shitty love song."
"Yeah...they're just a crappy rip-off of Styx."

by C-Mills November 3, 2008

speedbagging

When instead of deepthroating you just rapidly jab around the back of a girls tonsils. Flicking them back and forth like a boxer with a speedbag.

She wouldn't let me go balls deep so I had to go speedbagging around in there. Deepthroat

by mrb2212 July 13, 2010

Speed Bag

A women whose small breasts dont need much attention during foreplay.

"So how's that new girl?"

"Ah, she's a fucking speed bag. There wasn't much I could feel up on so I just fucked her."

by Walter Phillips November 20, 2011

Speed Bag

The thing a woman's clitoris turns in to right before you make her orgasm.

"I thought I was going to be down there all day, so I hit it like a speed bag and went straight to bed.

"Rachel and I aren't together. She just stops by for a good speed bagging once in a while."

"So dude, are you ever gonna speed bag that thing or what?"

by Shaymer January 1, 2009

speedball

In baseball, it's a fastball according to Bruce Springsteen's Glory Days.

I had a friend was a big baseball player
back in high school
He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a fool boy

by [e-mail] August 4, 2010