spankler

a spank on the ass by a sprinkler

That man is getting spanklered!!!!!

by keifer22cardinal November 30, 2006

Spangely

Bright and colourful object like sequin that is actually quite cheap and tacky.

Spangely is also a person's slightly shiny and distorted visions and appearance after taking too many drugs or drinking too much

Person A) Do you like my top i got it from the clearance section at TK maxx...its designer you know!

Person B thinks its vile crash tat) Oh how lovely and spangely it is!

by Mrs Meepster July 2, 2008

Star Spangled Blowjob

the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of confetti and covering the cum-covered face with confetti. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star spangled blowjob.

Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.

by campi April 12, 2008

Spaggle

Short way to remember the 7 deadly sins. Keeps you centered on what is important in life.

Sloth
Pride
Anger
Greed
Gluttony
Lust
Envy

Dude, I want that milf bad bad, damn!

Spaggle!

by Bukeye October 29, 2010

ass spankled

when someone beats you in a fight and you dont do anything about it but cry or tell

i ass spankled john yesterday that little bitch cryed through the whole ass spankling

by ass spankler June 12, 2009

Star Spangled Blowjob

when you bust a load on a girls face and then throw confetti in it

dude why is there confetti on your floor?
oh i got a star spangled blowjob last night

by petercla April 7, 2008

spanglotard

An adjective describing a person so moronic in nature that their stupidity could perform an act in the circus all by itself and take up the space of two elephant tents.

"I'm sorry. I would have gotten here sooner but my spanglotard stylist was yapping on his cell phone the whole time."

by Jasmine Noel December 3, 2002