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snow-brainer

a no-brainer but in terms of winter-appropriate attire and overall winter safety in northern countries like Russia, Canada, Scandinavia and parts of New England, among others
wearing at least a coat and winter boots, and not just a mini-skirt, is simply a snow-brainer. all this to say to say yesterday i met a girl outside my fav Irish pub wearing nothing but a mini skirt and some tank top, talking on her phone. I asked her if she wasn't cold, and to get a coat, which was also a snow-brainer on my part.
by Sexydimma January 11, 2015
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snow wog

A term used to refer to migrants from northern European, eastern European, Nordic, Baltic and Scandinavian countries and their descendants.
Dude 1: "I thought we was aussie 'till he started speaking with that rusky accent and drinking vodka"
Due 2: 'what, he's a snow wog?"
Dude 1: "yep - straight up crazy snow wog!"

Girl 1: "you ski really well for a first timer"
Dude 1: "I'm a snow wog - it's in my blood"

Girl 1: "you're white, you have no idea of the issues faced by non-english speaking migrants to this country!"
Snow wog: "you're kidding right? I'm a *ucking snow wog! my parents couldn't get a friggin job because they couldn't speak english proper, landlords refused to rent houses to them and I have been teased all my life because of my snow-wog name that stupid trailer trash rednecks like you can't pronounce!"

University lecturer: "as a white student, you have no idea and cannot possibly understand how the indigenous peoples of this land have suffered as a result of having their land stolen"
Snow wog: "you're kidding, right? Sir, my grandparents fled the USSR. You know why? Because the Soviet stole their farm, and sent a bunch of my relatives to prison. So go ahead, tell this silly snow wog I don't know what it's like to go back to my ancestors land, see the house my grandfather built and see it still occupied by a Russian family to this day with no hope of ever getting it back, go ahead and tell this snow wog about my so-called white privilege!"
by SnowyKitty November 15, 2017
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The sport or activity of sticking your dick in the snow.
Hey, man. It looks like we got at least four and a half inches of snow last night. You down for some snow Toobin?
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Snow Fur

what you call someone who's stinkin hot, a yandere, and a furry who loves sex too much
"that chick didn't let me get any sleep last night, she must be a snow fur!"
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Snorlando

Rare Snorlax evolution that evolves Orlando's into lazy IT technicians who sleep on the job.
God damn it, we hired a Snorlando. Good luck getting tickets resolved now.
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nabraska snow storm

the act of ejaculating into the rear of a fan and onto the standing female (or male your choice) in front of it.
girl #1: "i just got nabraska snow stormed by my boyfriend last night."

girl#2: "i need to get my boyfriend to do that to me."
by garet.thompson.is.a.beast July 26, 2011
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the snow prophet

any person who can predict an impending ejaculation within a 30 second timeframe
I was about to give up but Paige was the snow prophet and I finished on her face
by docdealer69 February 5, 2014
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