Scurching

To scurch; When 2 men are in intimate sexual intercourse and one man shoves his entire hand and forearm up the other man's anus, grabs the man's shit, puts it in a pocket pussy, and masturbates using the aformentioned pocket pussy.

Man 1: Yo lets do some scurching later
Man 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Spurch

Space church, the meaning of life

We are going to spurch, you’ve been spurched

by Toasty5 March 26, 2024

Smutch

To use someone in a sexually submissive way without consent. Specifically to peg and submit him and make him act like a dog and bark. Done generally by a goth mommy.

I saw her smutch a man in the alleyway

by Rogluth June 4, 2024

Smuch

When saying "so much" as one word.

SMUCH!

Ryan loves Nedda smuch!

by Crushedvelvets March 4, 2025

smurcase

An alternate version of smear case. It's like a bad court trial or circus even.

That was a complete smurcase!

by Yonme667 March 9, 2025

Snurch

Verb- to steal/pocket, in a way befitting a Dominar.

I may have snurched John's credit card the other day.

by janec586 May 7, 2025

liam smurthwaite

A big boi with small tits and a semi dick with a nice jawline

Liam smurthwaite is a bic boi

by ‘‘Tis ting May 14, 2018