Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.

"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"

by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023

Hodkiewicz smoothie

Melting poop in a bowl and pouring it slowly on your significant other while signing a top ten Barry Manalow tune. Must be lightly drizzled

Baby You need a Hodkiewicz smoothie to calm the nerves

by Mystery Merc February 2, 2022

Nigerian smoothie

The act of provocatively using a straw to drink a nutritious smoothie. Emphasized by the performer removing the straw and licking the shaft of the straw and dislodging any fruit/veggies that might have been trapped in the straw preventing optimal flow in a very seductive manner.

Bro did u see that girl at the gym giving that protein shave the ol Nigerian smoothie treatment? She wants you bad.

by Gallo Negro April 22, 2020

raspberry smoothie

When one ejaculates into a menstruating women and the creampie produced turns liquid and red, slightly creammy. Consumption is optional.

My love made me a full English, and a raspberry smoothie it was very nutritional.

by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013

spilt smoothie

To ejaculate or past tense of ejaculate

Damn , that girl I fucked last night, she spilt smoothie and it got everywhere.

by the machine 9322 September 27, 2017

Sauerkraut Smoothie

Convincing an inebriated young lady that you really can last more than two minutes, and actually getting her to leave the bar with you.

Buddy, I managed to get her to come back to my van! Little did she know, I was pulling the ole Sauerkraut Smoothie!! (See ‘Sauerkraut Quickie’)

by AxisRadio August 6, 2021

Fruit Smoothie

Advanced sexual maneuver which involves a male inserting fruit into a woman's lady parts, and then mashing them up with his penis until the fruit is the texture of a smoothie.

I needed protein because I had just worked out and I was horny so I gave my girlfriend a fruit smoothie, thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone.

by Just call me Job September 27, 2010