smooth sack

Shaved testicles. Periphery's singer claims you can't regret this life-style transition.

"Once you go smooth sack, you never go back."

-Spencer Sotelo 2014.

"I went smooth sack, since I find it more comfortable when masturbating."

by nchapi July 26, 2014

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smooth canoe

A fully shaven female crotch.

"I pulled down her panties and she had a smooth canoe."

by Doobinay July 24, 2009

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smooth as sandpaper

A way to criticize someone for failing to do something easy because it is obviously rough for them.

Reggie: Watch me tie my shoes! Oh no! I forgot the bunny ears part!
Art: Wow! You are as smooth as sandpaper, Reggie! Now let's get back to 11th grade math.

by von groovy August 08, 2017

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smooth-osity

desrcribes any person, place, or thing, with cool factor, hip-ness, and/or groove-ability

His trapper-keeper had both cool factor and smooth-osity

by Loseph May 09, 2005

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Smooth Criminal

To nonchalantly avoid an argument whether or not it is already occurring by making direct eye contact and leaving the room or area, with a calm stride.

Carol: So I was yelling at Ryan for talking to this girl and that rat bastard pulled a Smooth Criminal!

Shaniqua: Oh no he didn't!!

Carol: Yeah! He looked at me, then he walked right out.

by The Guy With The Pants January 18, 2011

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