smoinky

Smoinky is it’s own damn word, use it however

I’m feeling pretty smoinky rn

by Big Craniums Only July 20, 2022

Smoigle-phlogle

Smoigle-phlogle
Is when you wake up at 5 in the morning have a shower, fall in the shower 2 times, eat breakfast than trip 87 times on the stairs down to the basement, get lost in your own bathroom and burn your paints without hands.

“AAAAAAA IM DIEING THAT WAS A MAJOR Smoigle-phlogle 100% IM SO DEAD WHERE AM I WHERE IS MY HANDS I HAVE SCOLIOSIS AAAAAAAAAA! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE OH THE PAIN IM AAAAAAA—“

by Toes migee September 16, 2022

smoopelling

The practice of entering public bathrooms and smelling the odors of poo in order to increase the diversity of ones microbiome thus decreasing the risk of depression.
smoopelling.

I love smoopelling.
Back in the day I used to smoopell a lot!

by ThrandulfTheGreen July 13, 2023

Sqoipy

Cringy, but fun.

Joe: “Have you seen this old YouTube series? It’s sqoipy!”

by risenkitty31 August 11, 2024

smoignant

something that is really weird but great tasting. like discovering a new flavor that helps you ascend

bro I just had a peanut butter and pickle sandwich and it was absolutely smoignant

by buhgingisniffmefingie October 4, 2023

smoitey Peter

Often referring to the groin area of a male which is sweaty, oily and small.

He seems to be having a bad day

Why?

Idk he might have a smoitey Peter

by Negrophobicman October 24, 2023

Smoil

Smoiling is a purely theoretical action. Because of this metaphysical nature, people do not experience smoiling physically, but rather how they would imagine the physical experience to be. Physically, for a person to smoil, is for them to feel a feeling of pleasure, excitement, or indulgence so strongly that their ass crack, against their will, turns sideways and up at the corners like a smile. The word smoil can be used as intended, as well as ironically, but rarely literally. It is often used as a synonym for cumming, but does not imply anything physical happening.

When I saw that the girl with the fat ass had texted me, I almost smoiled.

"Hey, I haven't seen you come out of your room all day. What have you been up to?"
"Yeah, I was out late last night so I've just been smoiling in bed all day."

If the professor assigns us one more essay, I'm gonna smoil.

When she was sucking my dick, she deep throated my shaft and balls at the same time. It felt so good I smoiled all over.

by KinkyIgnacio April 10, 2024