Shannon Smasher

When you get so rough fucking a chick up the arse, you accidentally rip her a new hole internally.

Me and the missus got so wild last week, she was loving it, but i got carried away and did the old Shannon smasher . Shes now in the hospital getting fixed back up..

by Sweaty pants January 13, 2021

Taco Smasher

1. The act of two women having intercourse without penetration

2. Two lesbians bumping uglies.

2. Two women rubbing their vaginas together.

Look at those two Taco Smashers

by KDcargirl October 29, 2009

Smasher

A member of a group of similar people who are increasingly moronic as time passes and insist on smashing their food to increase the density and value of taste.

Also these people frequently feign getting "smashed" at parties by having a single sip of alcohol or a pill like Tylenol. They then critique each other on their level of "drunkness" as if it matters.

Furthermore these people feign intelligence in communal areas such as classrooms or cafes by using non-existent words in order to increase their peer respect.

Example 1:
Person 1: Wow! I just got a free rice crispy treat!
Smasher: What the hell? You know nothing! You have to smash the food to make it taste better!

Example 2:
Person 1: How was your party?
Smasher: Ok. I totally wasn't faking but like Tania was like totally faking. She drank one sip of vodka. I passed out, after I hooked up with Jacov. She didn't! GOT ME?!

Person 1: Wow, you are a retard. Slut.

Example 3: (in classroom)
Instructor: Can someone find an example of a motif in Beowulf?
Smasher: Well, relating it to Vietnam, the main motif of the sword represents, like, the oppression of the POWs by henceforth increasing the said value of capitalism.
Other Smasher: Genius!
Instructor: What. The. Fuck.

by smasherobserver May 15, 2010

smothered sock

The "Smothered Sock" is a variation of the pink sock obviously thought up by a cook or sous chef or a gay disgruntled Friday's bartender. You simply perform the pink
sock and then lay a slice of american cheese over the
"sock" Body heat will eventually melt the cheese
resulting in the "Smothered Sock"

"Wow, last week Sally and I were totally doing it in the kitchen and her roomate came home. I pulled out so fast that her pink sock made an appearance. Before she had a chance to run I whipped open the fridge and grabbed a slice of Boar's Head american cheese and gave that bitch a smothered sock"

by Skip Weatherby IV October 10, 2006

Smotherfucker

A smotherfucker is someone who gains sexual gratification by means of smothering or choking thier partner either during or piror to intercourse. The person being smothered is most usually not aware of the smotherfucker's intentions until it is too late.

Dan: "The face she made was priceless. So blue and terrified! Hehehehe!"
Mary: "Dan, you're such a smotherfucker!"

by Interstellar Fuckernaut January 27, 2009

Smithers

Mr. Burns’s assistant (See The Simpsons ). Clearly gay, although it’s denied (Until season 27). Very sycophantic towards Mr. Burns, and also secretly gay towards him.

“Wow, I relate to Smithers, he’s so fucking gay.”

by —clemy— February 19, 2018

Smether

1. Adjective

A smether person is a word for a stupid human or and idiot

Combination of the words smart and clever because in this case two positives make a negative

Shae- that korey kid is is pretty stupid
Josh- yeah he's a smether cookie

by justkeep_swimming June 1, 2016