Face smashing phone

Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.

Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.

by kaiser vinny July 11, 2006

baby-smashing

"I have given suck, and know / How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me: / I would, while it was smiling in my face, / Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums, / And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you / Have done to this." -- Macbeth I.vii.54-59

If you break your word, I'm going baby-smashing on you.

by Shakespeare's Kids December 9, 2010

face smashing

Another term for kissing.

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.

by Delish900069 February 12, 2014

Bottom smashing

The smashing/random typing of letters on a keyboard by a bottom

Bottom: goihnqowidh
Top: What bills you be paying to bottom smashing at me like that in my own home?

by The silent bun7 October 14, 2019

Paki Smashing

When a group of people typically of white ethnicity and usually a prominent member of the EDL (English Defence League). They routinely spend their time hunting down, beating up and in extreme occasionally killing people of colour.

John: "Yo wanna go paki smashing ?"

Phil: "Yesssss mate let's get the dirty cunts!!!"

John: "Lets go!"

names are of typical EDL members

by ctrl-x October 7, 2021

pumpkin smashing

The act of going around a town or neighborhood, usually around Halloween and taking people's pumpkins/jack o lanterns and breaking or smashing them on a driveway, sidewalk, or street. Resulting in a big mess.

"Dude we should totally go pumpkin smashing tonight!"

by tbirdy bird November 1, 2013

Homie Smashing

The art of sleeping with a boyfriend's, girlfriends, ex's or homie's friend. When you have had sex with an aquaintence of someone you are dating currentely. Can also be used as a noun i.e. Homie Smasher, or as an adjective i.e. She smashed the homie

Paul: So how is Mollie?

Meg: Well she has slept with two of your friends.

Paul: She's really into homie smashing.

John: How do you and Jake know eachother.

Anne: Oh...we hooked up a few months before you and I met.

John: UGH! you smashed the homie?

by best friend of a homie smasher September 10, 2009