Snarting

When you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I was going to get a slurpee, but started snarting.

by Not-Funny Hunny August 7, 2011

smartikle

to be really smart and amazing and talkitive

alex is very smartikle at geography!

by alexandra01 December 16, 2007

Happy starting

Hand job before starting massage. Opposite of happy ending.

Not only did Manuel receive a happy ending at the Golden Palm Massage Parlor but a happy starting as well!

by jlshater October 4, 2011

startin shit

Taking the date to a level that one in the party is not ready for or uncomfortable about.

"Get your tongue outta my ear and quit startin shit."

by Chris and Sabrina Lee September 1, 2008

Sharting Asshole

Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.

Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.

by Jondavid March 2, 2005

dirty smartie

it is when a female or male unwraps a roll of smarties and sticks it up their butthole, and one by one pushes them out into their partners mouth. During this process, poo or fart may be released into the mouth.

Last night, i had a sweet tooth so my husband gave me a dirty smartie

by wannadirtysmartie? November 23, 2010

suck hard like the starting line

something or someone that doesn't really suck too bad, but you like to pretend does.

Gib sucks hard like the starting line.

by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004