The person who is less mature than the opposing person. The person who makes the less mature decision. The moral low-ground.
Doug and Chad were in an argument regarding the superiority of Seinfeld over Friends.
Chad: "Hey, I am sorry we argued, would you like some of my orange which I brought for lunch?"
Doug: "No way, I am choosing to be smaller person and remain offended.
Chad: "Hey, I am sorry we argued, would you like some of my orange which I brought for lunch?"
Doug: "No way, I am choosing to be smaller person and remain offended.
by ronhsub June 9, 2018
Get the smaller person mug.Guy 1: Damn, I heard that girl is so kinky
Guy 2: Bro!? My mom is right over there!
Guy 3: Its STAPLEY when you're around parents dude!
Guy 2: Bro!? My mom is right over there!
Guy 3: Its STAPLEY when you're around parents dude!
by AngryMexi January 21, 2019
Get the Stapley mug.When you push down the safety bars extremely tight on a roller coaster or amusement park ride, often resulting in a very uncomfortable experience. People who love roller coasters will avoid stapling as much as possible, as it eliminates any possibility of airtime where they slightly float out of their seat.
People often staple themselves when they're scared or unsure on the safety of a ride, which can cause them to not enjoy the ride because of how tight the bars are. Try to avoid stapling by not pushing down the bar as far as it can go.
People often staple themselves when they're scared or unsure on the safety of a ride, which can cause them to not enjoy the ride because of how tight the bars are. Try to avoid stapling by not pushing down the bar as far as it can go.
Peter: Did you enjoy the Blizzard coaster?
Jeremy: No, the ride operators stapled me when they checked the bars.
Peter: Damn that sucks.
Jeremy: No, the ride operators stapled me when they checked the bars.
Peter: Damn that sucks.
by da coaster guy October 16, 2019
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Get the Stapledorf mug.Literal tape with staples in it. Does it make it better? According to the propaganda! (Staple Tape is not available in any stores and must be made by the user. Schools offer the supplies for free if the teachers aren’t looking.)
Person #1: My pants just ripped and scotch tape won’t hold them together. Do you have anything stronger?
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!
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