Turd-Slurpee

A slurpee made of shit. High in fiber

yeah, lemme get a snickers and a turd-slurpee. Kingsize

by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003

sleeping bag slurpee

enclosing a slumbering victim in a sleeping bag, then throwing said bag off a cliff.

things going rough with the ol gf, i got the move for you. ok, so you're sixty-nining your girlfriend - make sure she's in there headfirst - and hurriedly get out and zip her in the bag. then throw the sleeping bag off a cliff, it's the old sleeping bag slurpee. that'll teach her.

by mwg April 27, 2008

Slurpee Orgy

You probably can guess what this is. It's the act of drinking many slurpees to get a strange combination of brainfreeze and orgasm.

I drank ten slurpees and am having a Slurpee Orgy.

by GoGoPowerRangers December 21, 2006

slurpeeaholic

Best.User.Ever.
A user on the IGN forums, one who enjoys slurpee's

Slurpeeaholic really likes those slurpee's

by Mike October 16, 2003

Slurpee

When you are engaged in anal sex with a girl (or guy) and you ejaculate into your partners asshole (creampie) you take a straw and stick it in your partners anus and suck the sperm out.

Zack "i gave that bitch i good slurpee last night and she loved it!"

Random Chick "really? what flavor?"

by Zackaroni&Cheeze December 17, 2008

jizz slurpee

The nastiest thing I've ever heard of

Damn Luvnuts, go easy on the jizz slurpees!

by Falkan March 4, 2003

puerto rican slurpee

A puerto rican slurpee is when one sexual partner puts a straw on the others penis and slurps out the semen inside.

Jason, "Hey bitch, wanna slob on my knob"

Kierstin, "Ok, ill give you a puerto rican slurpee

by jasonisabossenskower March 13, 2010