Selftheism

Selftheism (Sell-fh-thee-ism), Is the religion in which one thinks he/she is god. Selftheists are often the most sane citizens of society, and reject organized religions. Selftheists also shun those who follow them. Selftheists live day-by-day and don't confirm nor deny the existence of other Selftheists. There are no set commandments and/or rules/laws in Selftheism because it varies from person to person.

Bob: Jimbo, you're into Selftheism now?
Jim: Yessir I am god.

by Selftheist. June 7, 2009

selftroll

Pronounced: Selphtrole

Selftrolls are people on forum message boards who are regular "Trolls" but with a twist. Trolls do not like to be trolled, therefore they will "troll" their own post and make any nasty comments on their own post before any others have a chance. Thus being a selftroll.

Skarm: I have a 6 inch penis

Edit by Skarm: inb4 HAHA 6 INCH SMALL PENIS

Poosh: Your such a moronic troll, only an idiot trolls their own posts. I wasn't going to say anything you selftroll.

by Pooshonmyshoos February 14, 2010

Mega mind's left ball sack

This person has a piss kink

So if you name your friend mega mind's left bade sack, they have a pisskink

Person 1: Did you know if you name someone Mega mind's left ball sack they have a piss kink
Person 2: Dude no way, that means.... I have a piss kink

by The rat god July 18, 2021

sleet

Plural form of slut.

Mitch: I've never seen so many bitches going the same direction man.

Justin: It's winter bro. The sleet are headed south.

by Justin Hensley April 19, 2005

slept

past tense of sleep

It's like this officer, moms came in my room asking for the rent and I slept her

by Clancy October 6, 2003

slept with a wet fish

When all of a sudden you realize something terrible has happened to you, it feels like being slapped in the face with a wet fish. In instances where you gain this insight right after waking up, you have obviously 'slept with a wet fish' only to realize what a fool you've been after you wake up.

When I woke up and realized those conmen had tricked me out of a lot of dough last night, I really knew I had slept with a wet fish all night long!

by E-go-go January 30, 2009

slept

to be EXTREMELY HIGH.

y'all fools was too slept last night. you talked to the wall!!

by Livingbakedashell August 17, 2011