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Pronounced: Selphtrole

Selftrolls are people on forum message boards who are regular "Trolls" but with a twist. Trolls do not like to be trolled, therefore they will "troll" their own post and make any nasty comments on their own post before any others have a chance. Thus being a selftroll.
Skarm: I have a 6 inch penis

Edit by Skarm: inb4 HAHA 6 INCH SMALL PENIS

Poosh: Your such a moronic troll, only an idiot trolls their own posts. I wasn't going to say anything you selftroll.
selftroll by Pooshonmyshoos February 14, 2010
Words you can keep

selftrolls 

Selftrolls are synonym to fans of Akshay Kumar. On social media, these are jobless morons who make fake edits to troll others but always get busted.
Oh god.. Akshay's fanbase is full of Selftrolls
selftrolls by Wickedmind May 12, 2019

selfroll 

celestia: rolli is so stupid and selfish
maddii: i know hes the literal definition
rolli is a selfroll
selfroll by celstialsz May 6, 2021

splatrolling 

When you masturbate while somersaulting. Can also be done while having sexual intercourse with another person for bonus pleasure.
Dave: Man, my mom walked in on me splatrolling last night!
Joe: Should've locked your door, Dave.
splatrolling by MC Swoosh June 2, 2015

sextroll 

someone who is trolling chatrooms for sex.
Sextroll: HI ASL?
Chatter: um, why?
Sextroll: R U A GRL?
Chatter: um. yes. why?
Sextroll: C2C PLZ?
**Sextroll has invited you to view his or her webcam**
Chatter: um, no thanks.
Sextroll: PLZ??
sextroll by andiru December 15, 2008
1. Someone who's unfavorable genetics cause their face to look like a combination of an elf and troll.

2. Person who attempts to post inflammatory content on a message board but instead gets clowned for being a prepubescent troll.
Dude, how does Eric ever get laid he looks like a freakin elftroll!
elftroll by twoninety June 27, 2006

Self Troll

Committing an act of epic trollery that ends up backfiring onto yourself. Could also be used to describe unintentional self-sabotage.
“I threw out a green shell in Mario Kart but it bounced back and hit me. It was such a self troll.”
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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