Shitten

A shit the size of a kitten.

"Dude, why is your asshole bleeding?"
"Oh, I had a shitten this morning."
"Right."

by Sir Bobbio Vicenzeria October 7, 2008

smitten mittens

Smitten Mittens, When you have to keep your hands in your pockets to keep them off the girl you're with. Especially helpful in the company of parental units and members of the clergy. Not very effective, considering your hands aren't safe in your pockets, see Pocket Pool.

She was so fine, when her Dad came home I had to put on my smitten mittens on to cover my intent, but I ended up all jorma taccone.

by MauiBoi August 31, 2012

Sittin' On a Toilet

SITTIN' ON A TOILET!

- Spider & Shadow

Guess What

Sittin' on a toilet!

by SittingOnaToilet August 2, 2014

sitting monk

A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).

Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?

Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

smitten

Being absolutely enamored with someone with every fiber of your being. You think about this person every second of every day and when together they feel like home. Feelings well up inside leaving you giddy and speechless every time you see them as you can't help but admire how beautiful they are. Seconds to hours, hours to weeks, days to months, it feels like you have known them forever. Your heart yearns to be by their side, fingers intertwined, gazing deeply into each other's eyes glistening like stars.

Love blazing like the sun above Amber and Justin were heavily smitten with one another.

by Androgynonymous October 5, 2022

Public sitter

A person who doesn't use a toilet seat protector or toilet paper to line the toilet seat in a public restroom.

Guy: Dude, I just found out that Matt is a public sitter!
Girl: Eww, gross!

by Comment Poster June 16, 2008

inn sitter

Somebody who runs your inn instead of you.

If you own and operate a bed and breakfast inn and want to get away for a few days, you have few options. You can shut the place down, but that’s not very sensible from a business standpoint. You could conscript friends or relatives to fill in temporarily. Or you could hire an inn sitter.

by mementomarketing August 19, 2010