simpitism

Simpitism is the force of someone simping so hard that they soon envelope everyone that they care about into a storm of "I love her!!" and "We are perfect for each other!" The person who is having the simpitism soon either decides to quit simping or they simp harder.

Guy1: Bro, Humphrey's simpitism almost got him arrested last night!
Guy2: Humphrey needs to stop simping!

by TheGarfunkle March 21, 2020

Simptitude

The level of which one is a Simp

"Bro, Nolan's grown some major Simptitude over the last couple weeks... chasin' three different girls? C'mon."

by Jokiir April 23, 2020

Simptember

Ss is when you simp for anybody like anime characters or even people(but respectfully)

“Hey did you know it’s simptember”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when you simp over anime characters or people !”

by エッィオ September 24, 2020

Simpleton Jake

Like my orange juice
like my water
like my world of tanks

hate my brother
hate the women

Simpleton Jake is a simple jake who likes his orange juice

by David Spy February 12, 2021

simptard

a combination of a simpleton (a less bright person) and a retard. used in a humorous manner to describe silly behavior.

aron: why are you sweeping your room with a broom?

viola: because the hoover-bag was full.

aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.

by dublin-leprechaun October 23, 2009

Simptom

a trait that when expressed by a person reveals that they are a simp.

"Oh, yeah, Nate's obviously a simp, he's got all of the classic simptoms."

by Sororita July 29, 2020

Simpatico Straight

A simpatico straight is someone who isn't gay or lesbian by orientation, but see's no need to be a homophobe about other humans

Fat Bitch: Fag
Non-gay dude: woah, homophobe! actually, I'm a simpatico straight, but I understand your need to hate something because of all your insecurities. But why would you hate on cool people? Isn't there enough hate in this world?

by Simpatico Straight July 2, 2009