Shakespeare

The God of English Literature. He makes horror movie icons look like sissies and dictators like civilians.

Dude 1:Man, reading Macbeth is much more eye scorching than staring at the sun.
Dude 2:I know how it feels. Shakespeare made Alexander the Great look like a panzy with his writing.

by Christopher Henderson January 19, 2009

Reverse Shakespeare

The act of giving a woman half the amount of poison that Romeo gives Juliet in order to knock her unconscious in order to commit heinous sexual acts.

Man: Hey girl, drink this
Girl: Ok. No problem
(Girl then falls to ground unconscious)
Man: Best! No I can proceed to carrot this chick in the butt. Thanks reverse shakespeare.

by koolSWEDE January 27, 2011

Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by Martin February 8, 2005

Shakespearian Dump

A large bowel movement relating to Shakespeare and his plays in that there are several Acts. Act 1. is the initial explosion, and after a short interval followed by the less powerful Act 2. and so forth. A Shakespearian Dump extending more than 3 Acts is quite an accomplishment.

Sorry Coach, I was late to track today because I was taking a Shakespearian Dump.

by dumpduty878c March 18, 2011

pregger shakes

a pregnancy scare

i've got the pregger shakes, i'm waiting for the red tide!

joe had no job, no money, no prospects, but did have the pregger shakes!

by michael foolsley January 11, 2010

Shakespeare

A Dude who Wrote some of the most boring plays ever.He actually believed England was an ISLAND I mean what a Fucktard and his so called 'comedies' were about as funny as a kick in the Nads Totally Over Rated!

Shakespeare needs a Geography Lesson

by william the wallace April 17, 2006

shuke

To puke while taking a shit.

After a hard night of drinking and eating raw clams, he woke up in the morning; ran to the bathroom and shuked.

by Jason Patire September 6, 2007