shpling

a deer humping carpet licking ass biter

your mom is a shpling lover

by jon nourse March 18, 2005

smoling

-when your high smoking a cigarette for the lord
-smoking a cig next to a cross
-smoking by the church

inhaling smoke next to a religious person place or thing

Im so stressed, i think ill just go smoling and get blessed.

by molly midget November 19, 2010

Showing on

Showing on, To show on. When a person, usually a man in a busy pub helps a female through a crowd by placing his hand on her back and helping her forward, or showing on. Particularly when he doesn't know her and when she does not require any showing on assistance.

kim: Hey, can you see that guy over there, he is constantly showing on girls through the crowd
Moomin; Yes, Ive noticed him doing it to all the hot chicks even when it's not busy

by Fatcatkim November 15, 2011

shalingy

Alias for a penis. Commonly known as hangdown, shlong, or pecker.

Oh my, his shalingy was huge!

by kv all-star January 4, 2014

shlingdong

sexual interaction without putting "it" in.

"man Brad sure did shlingdong me hard last night."

by TFKnuts September 1, 2015

Shlingabong

Another Word For A Boss

U Are A Shlingabong

by MAKING_A_COOL_WORD May 3, 2017

Shling

When you have a tired body by nature.
A lot of tall basketball players are shling because there shouldres are hanging and they look tired.
A perfect shling body is tall, skinny and a tired looking face. Maybe a haircut that is not on point.

*Shling guy walking by*
Friend 1: 'Tht guy looks tired man, and damn he's tall.'
Friend 2: 'Shliiiiiiinnngggggg'

by EminCyyyy December 12, 2017