Elf on the Shelf

While one person is taking a shit, he/she spreads his/her legs apart while on the toilet and allows another person to sit on their lap and shit into the same toilet.

Dude, I had to shit so bad and Eric was already on the pot so we pulled a elf on the shelf.

by last available name December 23, 2016

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Shelfer

This is your friend with benefits. Who you totally want to be your boyfriend. Who treats you like his girlfriend… Until someone he actually wants to date comes along. Then he puts you back on the shelf. Then, when they break up, he texts you to see what’s up and the cycle starts all over, until he puts you back on the shelf again. And all the while, he never deletes Tinder from his phone! LESSON: Do you really want to be someone’s place holder? Life isn’t a Hollywood rom com; he doesn’t realize he’s in love with you in Act III — this is a never-ending miniseries of him treating you like a security blanket.

I'm not going to fuck him anymore, now I know he's just a shelfer.

by didivine September 6, 2014

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Shelf Kids

sleep depriving, cobrah stalking kids who are stuck on a shelf that get little attention and are hated on by everyone.

we've been sitting there since january 19, 2009.

yo those shelf kids are so badass.

because i'm a shelf kid, and i can do that.

wtf is shelf kids are fraternity?!

by gabby v January 21, 2009

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Shola

Shola is an amazing human being. Shola’s can be funny and generally out of this world. Although she may seem quiet at times, she can be really sassy and a hoe at times. Yet is a good wing woman and helps people out with anything.

“That girl over there is a right Shola”

by purplejayda December 11, 2018

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