shmader

A big cocked mf that loves cougars and Milfs.

My friend shmader better not seduce my mom even tho he can.

by Danthebigcockedman December 4, 2024

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SHMAF

Acronym for "Sit(ting) Here Mute As Fuck." Used in contexts where you don't relate to/don't wish to get involved in the conversation.

Bro, my friend and his girlfriend were fighting the whole time in the car over here, I had to SHMAF for the whole ride.

by jigglypizza7 December 9, 2024

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shafer shake

the act of feeding a girl corn, and subsequent ally letting her defecate on one’s chest, followed by the man picking out the kernels and re-eating them.

yo shawty i hooked up with last night freaky asl, tried to offer me a shafer shake

by ballssssack February 5, 2026

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Smart and safe.

It was said by Counter-Strike 2 commentator Alex „Machine“ Richardson. When he was commentating PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026 game between MOUZ and FUT and Spinx was sitting on the other side of van in Mirage B site.

lauNX and cmtry threw their nades towards van, but Spinx played smafe by sitting on the other side.

by majusk928 February 17, 2026

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shmace

stupid twitter trend that's going on in the cod community. was funny but now very overused. used as an adjective to describe (a) something that is good. was originally somebody's twitter handle. the same one person makes shmace jokes that get stale within hours.

"I just dropped out of shmace high school to sit on the porch smoking backwoods"
"aye you just got stabbed, that is shmace"
"I go on twitter to make shmace jokes, I'm a virgin"

by TheShmaceHater June 28, 2025

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