Shelton

Shelton is a very hot guy destined to married a girl name Rachaela

Rachaela :You are so hot!!!
Shelton :Yeah I know.
Rachaela :Let's get marry.
Shelton :Sure!

by Shelton February 18, 2017

Skeletor Shuffle

The result of running out of toilet paper while defecating, and having to shuffle across the bathroom with your pant around your ankle, holding one butt cheek so as to not spread and/or sandwich your feces, resulting in dingberries, hemorroids, and other sphincter afflictions.

What the fuck, dude?

What?

When you use the last of the TP, put a new role on. I'm sick of having to do the skeletor shuffle across the hall to get more. Now I have enough dingleberries to make jam out of...dick.

by Scott A. January 2, 2009

the skeletor

A sex move where the chic is laying on her back with her legs back (like her knees near her armpits) and the guys boning her in a downward motion while balancing on the balls of his feet.

Dude I was fucking the shit out of her. First I hit her with the gut crusher and then I moved right into the skeletor.

by Ian Trizzle March 28, 2008

Oh! Skeletons!

The Magazine for people who are being chased by Skeletons!

If you are really being chased by skeletons, read Oh! Skeletons!

by Carlos January 13, 2004

Skeletosis

Beyond stench. Beyond jank. Beyond traditional halitosis. This funk expelled from the cake hole could perm hair from across a room.

Mr. Smarm woke up, breathed his skeletosis, and melted my butter before it ever hit the toast.

by Chippa Jones December 27, 2005

Crushed Baby Skeletons

1. A finger-food made from pulverized saltines and kosher salt that is similar to a matzo ball.

2. Bar terminology for powdered sugar.

a. Tim summarily ended his conversation with the democratically elected leader of the Maldives in order to chase down a waiter carrying a plate of crushed baby skeletons.

b. The bar patron casually leaned over and asked to have a fistful of crushed baby skeletons for his vermouth.

by Eric Von Lhomond July 31, 2006

banana skeleton

When things are going well, your bananas have no bones. When things don't go so well - banana skeletons. Origin: the term is derived from the philosophical teachings of Space Ghost's "I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones"

Corey: Good practice tonigh
Will : Yeah - no bones.

alternately:

Corey: Tonight practice sucked asscock
Will: Yep, Banana skeletons all up in here.

by ham cannon January 27, 2004