Shitbitch

One whom complains on social media whilst targeting an individual indirectly, in order to start drama with the aforementioned individual.

"Wow, um, FoxxyTheDarkWolf is such a shitbitch, they've been making vague posts about ChuckTheeCheese for the past week."

by waiting_on_the_dick October 22, 2016

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shiznitlebamski

A really good quality of meth.
Its extremely high enabling properties
Which enhance your body's natural endorphins, including, but not limited too...

Work productivity

Sexual libido ( ALOT)

Paranoia

Insomnia

bipolar
WARNING:
Will cause permanent chemical induced

Psychopathic Behavior
Do NOT try this at home

(We are trained professionals.)

Hit me up John, you know I got that shiznitlebamski. I got you bro.

by shardzilla February 14, 2018

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shitlittle

shitlittle- a shitty person , place , or thing . it can literally be shitty , or figuratively shitty .

“Look at that shitlittle with the shitlittle dicc !”

by amourellaaa May 9, 2018

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Shitbit

Similar to a Fitbit around your wrist, this device goes around your waist. Every time you defecate, it will sense that you are about to excrete fecal matter and will start going to work. With its advanced detection system, this device will calculate the amount of snickers dropped in the punch bowl, total squeezes of the sphincter, and will even detect the development of hemorrhoids during the painful process of squeezing out your piping hot logs. At the end of the week, the device will send you a report of how many dumps you have taken each day. It will also recommend lifestyle changes if you are dropping the kids off at the pool too frequently throughout the week. This device is available for a price of $69.99.

Tyrant: Yo dude, my shits have been crazy lately. The tater tots I ate yesterday legit blew through me like a laxative. I bought a Shitbit to help me track how many times I shit per day and the number is astounding. On average, i shit about 4 to 5 times a day.

Big Easy: Bro you might want to see a doctor about that. It seems kinda unhealthy.

Tyrant: Nah dude, doctors are overrated. That’s why I bought a Shitbit. It recommends specific lifestyle changes and even gives you words of encouragement like Siri does sometimes.

Big Easy: Siri and I had sex once.

by Stoney69 March 6, 2019

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Shitnigg

A combination of words shit and nigga that together form a word that is twice as offensive and in Croatian it can be confused with a word četnik, thus making this word very confusing and offensive.The word should be used as a death cry or while yelling at someone.

I’m taking you with me you fucking shitnigg.
You’re a real shitnigg you know that.

by Flantman1 July 17, 2019

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Shitbit

A fictional - but not unrealistic bathroom aid. When passing an abnormally large shit there should be a gum shield type device on a wall bracket or rope next to you - bite down when that mud child is making life unbearable. Can also be useful day after Halloween when half chewed nuts come out pointy like fucking glass shards.

“Man I dropped a Shamu deuce last night that would have wet the first 6 rows at seaworld. Had to bear down hard on my shitbit”

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 14, 2019

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