facebook the shit out of her

To look at a girl then make an extreme overly necessary effort to find them on facebook based on random facts that you may know about them (i.e. name, city you saw them in)

Rob: Dude did you just that hot chick walk by?

Alex: Yeah man, im gonna facebook the shit out of her when i get home.

by Alex Stretch Miller September 26, 2012

Faced shit

when a person who is already intoxicated makes the decision to drink an exponential amount of alcohol instead of stopping in a responsible manner. usually the last thought that can be recalled.

"I'm gettin Faced shit, hopefully I dont piss my pants like a fag!"

"Dude that is really out of your hands."

"shut up, im not going to listen to someone who pooped there pants sober last week in the woods, I'M GETTIN FACED SHIT!"

by Brigadier General March 25, 2010

Flat Faced Shit

Taylor Thusing

Fuck! Flat faced shit is over there face-fucking with some wanker.

by Satchmo II April 5, 2003

shitfacedbook

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.

Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."

by stacks121 December 9, 2008

shitfacested

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.

"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"

by shitfacested October 10, 2011

shitfaced

To be really, really drunk

"Uh-oh. Sarah's a little shitfaced and Andy's a smooth talker. Better go find them."

by westside December 30, 2004

Shitfaced wonder

Some idiot who thinks (s)he's amazing...when they're drunk.

"There goes Mr. Shitfaced Wonder again, trying to impress that model at the end of the bar."

by FB45 September 13, 2007