shibiliya

A kind and lovable person. Always with a smile on their face. Easy to be friends with. Easily amused.

She has such a lovely character, she must be a Shibiliya.

by V4villain December 27, 2018

Shitbit

Similar to a Fitbit around your wrist, this device goes around your waist. Every time you defecate, it will sense that you are about to excrete fecal matter and will start going to work. With its advanced detection system, this device will calculate the amount of snickers dropped in the punch bowl, total squeezes of the sphincter, and will even detect the development of hemorrhoids during the painful process of squeezing out your piping hot logs. At the end of the week, the device will send you a report of how many dumps you have taken each day. It will also recommend lifestyle changes if you are dropping the kids off at the pool too frequently throughout the week. This device is available for a price of $69.99.

Tyrant: Yo dude, my shits have been crazy lately. The tater tots I ate yesterday legit blew through me like a laxative. I bought a Shitbit to help me track how many times I shit per day and the number is astounding. On average, i shit about 4 to 5 times a day.

Big Easy: Bro you might want to see a doctor about that. It seems kinda unhealthy.

Tyrant: Nah dude, doctors are overrated. That’s why I bought a Shitbit. It recommends specific lifestyle changes and even gives you words of encouragement like Siri does sometimes.

Big Easy: Siri and I had sex once.

by Stoney69 March 6, 2019

Shitbit

A fictional - but not unrealistic bathroom aid. When passing an abnormally large shit there should be a gum shield type device on a wall bracket or rope next to you - bite down when that mud child is making life unbearable. Can also be useful day after Halloween when half chewed nuts come out pointy like fucking glass shards.

“Man I dropped a Shamu deuce last night that would have wet the first 6 rows at seaworld. Had to bear down hard on my shitbit”

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 14, 2019

shitbitchcuntfuck

Exactly, a SHIT HEAD BITCH FACE FUCKING TWO SIDED CUNT!

Kevin: Stephanie is SUCH a shitbitchcuntfuck!
OR
Thomas: WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME YOU SHITBITCHCUNTFUCK

by professional retard February 10, 2020

shibbit

a code name for steal or shoplift

we have to leave i’m pretty sure the worker just saw me shibbit

by pimp180 November 14, 2020

Shibi Shibs

An alternate way to express that a situation 'should be (shibi) alright (shibs)' and result in a desired outcome. This term can be used as a famous last word prior to engaging in an action or activity with a low likelihood of success.

Squad leader: Full squad ahead, you have a pistol and no plates, pull back!!
You: Hmm, shibi shibs!!

Friend: You just smashed 2 cans of VBs and a tequila shot, give me the keys.
You: Shibi shibs bro!!

by Jetstar_control October 18, 2020

shibika

shibika is word used for war ,attack ,raid ,spamming chat U might use it for homicide or arson or both ;} its like when u and ur friends plan to commit homicide and arson againt to school. After the planning u will simply start spamming "shibika" in the chat vigorously until idk...

do wanna commit homicide and arson with me
yes
okay first target school
yeesssssss
SHIBIKA
SHIBIKA
SHIBIKA
SHIBIKA
SHIBIKA
SHIBIKA

by Madison8yarat ;} December 30, 2020