god sense

To be the best at something, To be the greatest

I’m am god sense at playing basketball

by Charlie god February 3, 2018

shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.

Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"

by JonChad15 April 15, 2021

Common sense

Something everybody on the internet lacks

Common sense? Who's that? Never heard of her

by SackOfShit December 28, 2018

Silly Sense

When you are under the influence of Marijuana, every phrase or word that is silly, only makes sense in that state of mind.

Brittany: Did you know horses can play football?
Matt: That actually makes sense.
Jess: You stupid stoners, that only makes silly sense.

by Phatmattd October 29, 2008

Common Sense

Ironically, despite its name, Common Sense is not so common. In this tier, the items are like the invaluable, yet surprisingly rare, ability to think and act using knowledge, experience, understanding, and insight. Possessions at the Common Sense level are hard to come by, often overlooked, but immensely beneficial and impactful when appropriately utilized.

1. It took me weeks to strategize and earn a Common Sense weapon, which immediately made my character much more formidable in battle.

2. She equipped her character with a Common Sense ring that boosted her intuition stats significantly.

by chickensgocluck November 9, 2023

Common Sense

The thing that humanity needs in order to survive. Instead, we have certain people with no common sense (Logan/Jake Paul, Lil Tay, and many other human beings). To put it in simple words, it is a power that could save humanity yet no one has it.

John: Bob, do you know where the fiction novels are? Bob: QuiEt THis bE Ta Liberry. John: Man, you have no Common Sense, considering the fact that you are a librarian.

by CuckyCuckBoi June 15, 2018

Sense Of Direction

Knowing where to go. Having a sense of direction is like that giant finger on Simpsons Road Rage that points you to where you want to go, without even looking at a GPS.

You: "Hey Justin Bieber, where is the coffee shop?"
Justin: "And I was like, BABY! BABY! BABY OOOH!"
You: "Okay, I'll just use my Sense Of Direction.."

by MalachiteBoxer November 30, 2018