Seamus

An irish man with much athority over everyone.

His Blood alcohol level is approximately 90% crown royal, on average drinks a skid of rye

Seamus drank a skid of rye for breakfast

student 1: how much did you drink last night?
student 2: i drank a 26er of rye!
student 1; you pulled a Seamus!

by \m/ metal! April 4, 2010

Lost Seamen

Spent semen down the shower drain.

"My shower drain has claimed more lost seamen then all of the Great Lakes combined.

by Shack Nagger September 23, 2009

sename

Sename means amena is a cooco bird and means destiny

Once soon a time Sename has a friend named amena is retarded.The end

by Hahahbirddoo October 12, 2017

Seam-Scratch

When you are too lazy to pull up your jean or sweatpant leg, so you just use the stitching of the pant leg to scratch an itch.

Pat: No! These long-johns don't have any stitching! I'll never be able to Seam-Scratch again!

by Jimmer LEz February 14, 2012

seamless bandana

When you consume a male/ female's head with your rectum until you reach the recipients neck where you erotically asphyxiate them as you stimulate their genitalia until the point of orgasm.

Johnny showed me he loves me sooooo much, he gave me a seamless bandana last night.

by Snowmanplantlife July 22, 2017

Seamus Doherty

An absolute unit from Nobber and just an all round madman

Townies: look its Seamus Doherty run

by Big baldy nigerian November 2, 2018

selamu

A tall athletic funny kid who can be a bit insecure at times. Not to mention has a good ass style! If you ever want a zumiez model hit up A Selamu. Also is obsessed with gum and ritz crackers. Don’t know a birthday gift, just get gum, ritz crackers, and a zumiez gift card.

Jordan: Woah did you see that new sweatshirt Selamu was wearing!!

Lucas: Yeah, that was fire asf! Where did he get it from?

Jordan: Probably zumiez he rocks those clothes!

by Selamu September 16, 2020