When a semi driver slams on the breaks to stop and the trailer shakes and bounces up and down. Usually due to inattentive truck drivers.
person 1- OMG! I thought that semi was gonna ass-end us.
person 2- Yeah it was having on hell of a Semi-trailer Seizure.
person 2- Yeah it was having on hell of a Semi-trailer Seizure.
by esunc91 December 9, 2009
Get the Semi-trailer Seizuremug. ah-shee-LEP-tick SEE-zh-ur (noun)
an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.
an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.
harper: *types jesaus*
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*
later, at the funeral:
ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*
later, at the funeral:
ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"
by trashy._ash December 15, 2020
Get the ashyleptic seizuremug. the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")
Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.
Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.
A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.
by Ae5Ea8 June 7, 2017
Get the Burch and seizuremug. "grandpa, that dance you did was awesome" shut up and that was not a dance that was a fucking seizure, AND WHY THE FUCK AM I IN BED NEXT TO A WHITE SHIRT DUDE AGAIN
by k kab January 15, 2021
Get the seizuremug.