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Grand Ball Seizure

When a male's testicals are revealed for the first time in an intimate setting, the size of the balls or scrotum cause a reaction of shock and/or awe by the person viewing them.
Hillary had a grand ball seizure when Joe dropped his pants.
by Happysun May 18, 2015
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epileptic seizure

Refers to a insanely-demented "wild-overreaction" exercise by government/police officials who crazily stampede though a certain area and wrongfully/needlessly confiscate items from the general public.
Ever since the IRS was founded "way back when", U.S. citizens have felt like Uncle Sam launches an epileptic seizure each April.
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
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Burch and seizure

the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.
A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.
by Ae5Ea8 June 7, 2017
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Seizure

A one way ticket from winning a game.
Thanks brewstew
God damnit jimmy has a seizure again
by Dicksucker1000 December 6, 2023
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