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Sebastian

Sebastian is not a guy to trust your girlfriend around because she will probably fall in love. The mix of his long shlong and beautifully cuped nuts prolong a healthy and Beautiful person, he is the type of guy you bring back to meet your parents after raw doging you in the back of his Honda Civic
Wow he’s just dat guy no that’s sebastian...with the long shlong
by Bigmondem February 23, 2020
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Sebastian

A very handsome and sexy dude that has a lot of friends. He is the coolest and his friends definitely don't tell him to die. HE definitely isn't in depression.
Look at Sebastian. He's so cool
by Memeking12 June 18, 2021
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Sebastian

a man who wakes up every morning & shits excellence. his daily jimmy dean breakfasts gives him a strength & charismatic touch equivalent to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s. he goes straight home from work & works out for exactly 37 mins, then plays his pc until he’s tired of Tourge’s voice. he’ll then whisper sweet sounds of love into his wife’s ear & quickly fall asleep to repeat the cycle once more.
“wow bertrude, i wish i was married to a Sebastian!”
by blueklenix37 October 26, 2020
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Sebastian

A really really really really REALLY, attractive guy. A bit two faced, some might say bipolar. Can be rude as fuck but once you know this guy, you’ll want to literally FUCK regardless. Never been more lustful for a guy in my life. Excudes big dick energy. Always wears a do-rag and everytime you see him you just want to do him cowgirl style.
Rachel: “Holy shit! Meghan was caught in a wheelchair after staying at Sebastian’s house!”
Donna: “Damn i call dibs next!”
by hotgirl928392992 March 3, 2019
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Sebastian

Some cunt who'll steal a doughnut from you or your sibling. If you're an only child, he'll take it from one of your parents
Surprise surprise! Sebastian's getting back to stealing people's fucking doughnuts. What the hell man!
by TheManWhoChugsBleach420 April 8, 2019
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Sebastian

When you first meet Sebastian you think he’s nice but a bit crude. However, if you take the time to get to know Sebastian, you start to see him in a new light. You realise how much fun he is to be around and that he brings out the best in you, not to mention those beautiful eyes, lips and curly locks! If you are creative/artsy you will easily fall in love with Sebastian but be patient with him, he likes to take his time.
You’ll never meet anyone like Sebastian, he is a rare gem. But whatever you do DON’T TAKE HIM SKATEBOARDING - take him to see some ionic columns instead.
Guy 1: who was that handsome guy in our history lecture? The one with the gorgeous hair.
Guy 2: You must be talking about Sebastian.

Guy 1: I think I might break up with my girlfriend
by OfficialFelicityjones November 22, 2021
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Sebastian

Bitch boy shit baby. Stupid stinky piss man.
Sebastians not like other boys. Because he is a dumb fucking bitch
by Totallynotadumbass October 24, 2019
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