an uncoordinated teenage boy who enjoys watching midget porn. likes to stalk women and is not allowed into australia.
by anal penetration May 30, 2008

A person who scrounges for money constantly, but doesn't know how to keep hold of it. A Sean usually spends inordinate amounts of time playing video games, or trading video games for other video games.
If a Sean is threatened, will defend itself by flaring its nostrils and making itself look larger to intimidate the enemy. If all else fails it will retreat home and pretend to be ill for the rest of the day.
If a Sean is threatened, will defend itself by flaring its nostrils and making itself look larger to intimidate the enemy. If all else fails it will retreat home and pretend to be ill for the rest of the day.
- Look at that guy, he's been in college for 5 years just to get his EMA.
- I know, hes a total Sean.
- I know, hes a total Sean.
by MagicJohnson5 January 22, 2010

sean is an amaaazing brown eyed guy from michigan. he will meet you on a cruise, make you fall in love with him, and then never speak to you again.
amelia: dudeee how was your trip?
emily: good i met this guy, but i keep texting him and he wont reply.
amelia: he totally seaned you.
emily: good i met this guy, but i keep texting him and he wont reply.
amelia: he totally seaned you.
by newfoundlandddddd August 28, 2010

N.--A complete and total douche bag who is completely unaware of the fact that everyone hates him because he is too busy with his POS car to pay attention to anything else. May also be a bear.
V.--The act of sexually molesting a car. More specifically, a nasty car.
Adj.--Commonly used to describe any person who acts like they're the greatest thing since sliced bread, which they are not, or may also be used to describe someone who has an obsession with a pile of junk. Also can describe someone who leads a homosexual lifestyle.
V.--The act of sexually molesting a car. More specifically, a nasty car.
Adj.--Commonly used to describe any person who acts like they're the greatest thing since sliced bread, which they are not, or may also be used to describe someone who has an obsession with a pile of junk. Also can describe someone who leads a homosexual lifestyle.
1) Ewwww! Stay away from that guy, he's such a Sean. I mean, all he cares about is that POS car.
2)Check out that guy! He's Seaning! Poor car...
3)Look at that Seany guy with the rainbow t-shirt on!
2)Check out that guy! He's Seaning! Poor car...
3)Look at that Seany guy with the rainbow t-shirt on!
by Kay Cee. April 10, 2009

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