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sean

an uncoordinated teenage boy who enjoys watching midget porn. likes to stalk women and is not allowed into australia.
hey dude were you checkin out that girl. awww your a total sean
by anal penetration May 30, 2008
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Sean

A person who scrounges for money constantly, but doesn't know how to keep hold of it. A Sean usually spends inordinate amounts of time playing video games, or trading video games for other video games.

If a Sean is threatened, will defend itself by flaring its nostrils and making itself look larger to intimidate the enemy. If all else fails it will retreat home and pretend to be ill for the rest of the day.
- Look at that guy, he's been in college for 5 years just to get his EMA.
- I know, hes a total Sean.
by MagicJohnson5 January 22, 2010
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Sean

What a Sean? He didn’t want any goulash!
by Drew Jesus November 3, 2018
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sean

sean is an amaaazing brown eyed guy from michigan. he will meet you on a cruise, make you fall in love with him, and then never speak to you again.
amelia: dudeee how was your trip?

emily: good i met this guy, but i keep texting him and he wont reply.

amelia: he totally seaned you.
by newfoundlandddddd August 28, 2010
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Sean

N.--A complete and total douche bag who is completely unaware of the fact that everyone hates him because he is too busy with his POS car to pay attention to anything else. May also be a bear.

V.--The act of sexually molesting a car. More specifically, a nasty car.

Adj.--Commonly used to describe any person who acts like they're the greatest thing since sliced bread, which they are not, or may also be used to describe someone who has an obsession with a pile of junk. Also can describe someone who leads a homosexual lifestyle.
1) Ewwww! Stay away from that guy, he's such a Sean. I mean, all he cares about is that POS car.

2)Check out that guy! He's Seaning! Poor car...

3)Look at that Seany guy with the rainbow t-shirt on!
by Kay Cee. April 10, 2009
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sean

to make bad joke to get people to laugh
Sean: long pencil
5 seconds pass
everyone else: hahahahahahahahaha!
by Prenderghastly Anonymous March 18, 2019
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sean

thee greatest freaking man alive, overly obsessive with 'raiders' and loves to do yardwork!..what a great husband..
Sean thinks he cool and tourtues his cousin and her "raider" friend

Sean:Hey
Me:What
Sean:Give barbie back her clothes
^??
by Legs July 16, 2008
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