Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

Scathered

adjective
In a state of mind where one’s thoughts are scattered or thrown in various random directions as well as smothered with a mental fog.

You’re not making any sense.

Sorry, I’m scathered right now.

by LadyShadows666 November 2, 2018

scutter bug

1) A girl that may come off classy or have good looks, until she opens her mouth.
2) A ghetto or ratchet female unappealing to those seeking good conversation in a partner.
3) Not someone to take home to mom.

Whoah Vicky and Ashtonbirdie are prime examples of the broad spectrum pertaining to Scutter bugs.

by Era Lonely November 27, 2018

Scutters

An Irish word for diarhea but can also have many other meanings

Ah I have the scutters!

by Ismaithliom_ December 28, 2018

Shattered

When a relationship can no longer be fixed.

1. Our relationship is no longer just broken, its shattered.

2. When something is broken it can be fixed or put back together. When its shattered, there is no putting it back together.

by Lindsay Mc June 24, 2019

Shuttereyes

(noun) A person who is an asshole and complements your own assholery. A asshole best friend.

Thats my Shuttereyes over there. they are like my asshole in crime.

by FusionJose September 9, 2019

Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere

by Cloutos November 26, 2019