scroaching

The act of itching your scrotum.

Richard: "Hey Nick, stop scroaching on class, its freakin nasty."
Nick: "But it feels soo good!"

by Socal Richard L October 28, 2006

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scrote

Worthless, workshy,thieving toerag, thinks the tax payer owes him a living,wanabe drug dealer/courier who almost always gets caught and then whinges for a brief cos I got me fucking rights, innit.Gob in their tea, they won't notice the difference, and tell them it's no smoking whilst lighting up yourself.Instantly identifiable(there's a scrote two streets up, you can't miss him). Collective term is a sputum.

90% of an average Custody Suite population (the cell block)anytime/anywhere in the UK.Try to talk yard when they're from Maidstone.

by I ain't that daft December 27, 2003

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Scroatee

A beard like formation of public hair found only on the scrotum. This is formed as the result of a man not shaving his scrotum (usually out of a fear of hurting himself) but shaving the rest of his pubic hair. The result is a rediculous looking patch of hair forming around the balls.

Alicia - "So I heard that you and Mike started getting pretty sexual... how's that going?"

Allison - "Not bad I guess..."

Alicia - "?"

Allison - "Well when I went to give him head I was glad he was shaved, but then I was really grossed out when I saw, and then felt, his Scroatee."

Alicia - "Ew! That's always so gross, not to mention rediculous looking."

by CleanShaved February 2, 2010

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