Moscow sprinkler

Booking a hotel suite with a huge bed and then hiring Russian prostitutes to pee on your face.

Although quite messy, the urine in a Moscow sprinkler is actually sterile!

by BreathyBooger January 12, 2017

tittie sprinkles

freckles on a womans boobies

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by sulfurboy February 21, 2009

shrinkle

The combination of the words "shrink" and "wrinkle," used mainly to describe articles of clothing.

Those pants are shrinkle resistant - they won't shrink or wrinkle!

by Dana_S August 27, 2005

Sprinkles

a code name for spirits mixed with juice or any other innocuous beverage

Neb: Hey, you want some juice?
Chibbles: Na, son, juice is for fags.
Neb: Are you sure? Its got sprinkles.
Chibbles: Ah hellz yeah! I likes sprinkles.

by Nebtastic July 12, 2010

Skrinkled

A woman who has spent too much of her life being skanky, which in turn has caused her to look older than her actual age. This results in her being skrinkled.

My friend is dating this girl that's the same age as us. She's been with all his friends and looks super old. She's completley skrinkled!

by Neecy03 September 28, 2010

ink sprinkler

Someone who writes a lot of useless or unread content. A hack writer. One who writes indiscriminately. Often unscrupulous, vain, or mercenary in nature.

Man! did you read that ten page press release Ira wrote for the KKK? What an ink sprinkler! He'll write anything for a buck and a byline!

by Jack Bard August 1, 2006

install a sprinkler system

to have sex. a variant of "lay some pipe" because installing a sprinkler system involves laying pipe.

"i want to install a sprinkler system on that girl"

by dim prickle October 27, 2005