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Roo Scratch

The three scratch marks left by a kangaroo paw resemble the naked female crutch \|/
my my, she has a lovely looking Roo Scratch
by DrChalky July 9, 2011
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scratch dresser

A person who shows up at the golf course dressed like a pro but playes like a total woodchopper.
I thought my partner in the scramble was going to help but he was just a scratch dresser.
by sonic68 March 10, 2009
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healthy scratch

-a guy dressed nicely
-a well tied tie
-eating healthy or scratching that
-being sat in hockey
-jumping rope
by xXbigboybenXx August 23, 2016
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chicken scratch

1) extremely messy handwriting, normally only legible by the person who wrote it.
2) a game normally played by bored secondary school kids in the uk, where two students scratch the same spot over and over light enough to take the first few layers of skin off. whoever reacts to the pain first loses.
1) "what does this even say, man? i can't read this chicken scratch!"
2) "come on, pussy, let's play chicken scratch."
by meme supreme x November 3, 2018
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Dragon Scratch

Phrase going along the notion that Dragons are real yet rare magical creatures.

When one finds themself with an unexplained scratch it is safe to assume that a dragon scratched you during its stealth journy away from humans.
I woke up with a Dragon Scratch on my thigh this morning.
by Gillinghammer's Sidekick June 13, 2010
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Pussy scratching

It's when you rub or stimulate clits of your friend or girlfriend esp. when they are sleeping or without getting them know
you: dude I gave her a nice pussy scratching and has no idea what happened!
dude: swags! man...
by Ditchhiker September 9, 2016
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Hand Scratch

That moment when you feel that scratch IN YOUR HAND and you scratch it with your teeth
"Dude, why is she doing that?"
"Dude, thats the Hand Scratch."
by Orcaheart April 21, 2021
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