schnitt

a devious clan with hair colors ranging from ginger-esque to dark brown afros. this cult enjoys bikeriding alongside the the spawn of jesus, just becuase they believe it will bring good fortune to their delicious feasts. there is nothing that can bring them down, for they are ridiculously epic and can revert back to any instinct for any situation. the most important member, sarah, can shapeshift, and is known to melt and go under doors in order to freak people out, since she is very skilled at this.

"those farnos and schnitts are gnarly ass individuals."

"i remember last week i called the schnitts the shits and they beat me up so hard that i looked like a bag of smashed assholes."

by SCHNITTY SCHNITTY BANG BANG March 9, 2009

Schnitzelkraut

A dish, of which the ingredients are a great mistery, found in the upper regions of Austria or in certain parts of the internet. A meal enjoyed mainly be nazis.

<nipes> I finally finished the animation that is due tomorrow.
<phil> SCHNITZELKRAUT!

by filR October 23, 2005

Schlitz

A fine brew from the 1960's that is currently experiencing a return to popularity, though the recipe is not the same as the '60's era it is marketed as "Schlitz".

Patron: "Gimme 6 Schlitz's"
Barman: "We dont have Schlitz"
Patron: "Whatever's free!"

by Lanfill February 21, 2011

schlitz-faced

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

by Anomaly July 17, 2005

Schmitten

A boy/girl who loves to play fortnite in his dark, sweaty schmitten cave. He loves to game and is very easily mistaken for a naked mole rat with a shlid.

“Stop playing fortnite, your such a schmitten”

by Qwmnerbv May 3, 2019

Schmitty

That guy that usually shows up at a party with a couple of six packs in his hands, probably wearing gym shorts, a t shirt, and his hat backwards. He is the epitome of cool and everyone usually shouts his name when he walks into a place.

random party goer- "Who is at the door?"
Man kicks open the door holding a six pack in each hand
Crowd- "Schmitty!!!!!"

by schmitty15 August 29, 2010

schni schni

The vaginal cavity of a woman... Usually a nice vagina belonging to a good looking female. Schni Schni is the upper class of clitorises and could be considered GRADE A vagina.

Mark and Rory were looking for some nice schni schni and they found some at Dawn Walker's house.

by Millhouse n MRio April 12, 2005