1) An industry created from nothing that creates nothing.
2) Sarbanes Oxley is also a swear word.
3) Something to hide behind when you need introduce bureaucracy to the nth degree.
2) Sarbanes Oxley is also a swear word.
3) Something to hide behind when you need introduce bureaucracy to the nth degree.
SOX dweeb: Do have everything under control?
Office bloke: Yes
SOX dweeb: Can I see the documentary evidence?
Office bloke: We don't keep hard copy
SOX dweeb (smugly): The you have failed your control and I must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and sack you. Sarbanes Oxley (SOx) is the alpha and the omega.
Office bloke: So fucking what? DIE!
/bang
SOX dweeb dies in a pool of it's own blood. Much rejoicing ensues.
Office bloke: Yes
SOX dweeb: Can I see the documentary evidence?
Office bloke: We don't keep hard copy
SOX dweeb (smugly): The you have failed your control and I must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and sack you. Sarbanes Oxley (SOx) is the alpha and the omega.
Office bloke: So fucking what? DIE!
/bang
SOX dweeb dies in a pool of it's own blood. Much rejoicing ensues.
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Anyone trying to be part of your clique. Similarly a person following you because they have no friends and want to join your group but because of the fact they tried hard they failed at doing so and instead causes irreparable damage.
Mike you twat scab stop trying to be a skater like us.
Mike you twat scab stop trying to be a skater like us.
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verb, -bled, -bling, noun
–verb (used without object)
1. to make up words that sound legitimate.
1. attempt to deceive by making up words that have the phonetic appearance of legitimate ones (as if to avoid being challenged in the game of scrabble)
–verb (used without object)
1. to make up words that sound legitimate.
1. attempt to deceive by making up words that have the phonetic appearance of legitimate ones (as if to avoid being challenged in the game of scrabble)
He is often scarbling to enrich his claustrophobic vocabulary.
I scarble every time i get dealt an impossible set of letters.
I scarble every time i get dealt an impossible set of letters.
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Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!
Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!
Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
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