Glam Scam

Something that at first glance appears to be totally glam, but is really a scam.

laser eye surgery
Revo styler

by FredEx November 22, 2004

Scadger

Someone who's always begging but has money but won't pay for anything

That Kyle is a right scadger

by Bigbaw5 September 1, 2017

Scalded Panda

When your heavily made up woman is giving head, get her to look up at you and just as you unload into her mouth you throw a glass of hot water into her eyes, she'll gag and her eye makeup will run given the appearance of a scalded panda.....

Craig: Hey Simon, how did you get on with the crack head whore you paid to take care of you last night?

Simon: Really Good, I paid her 5 bucks to eat, shoot and leave.

Craig: Cool!

Simon: Yeh, I made her apply her eye liner, put the kettle on and let her take care of business.

Craig: Did you give her the old eye wash?

Simon: Sure did! the second I blasted her tonsils I blinded the whore with a boiling cup of water!!

Craig: Your the MAN!!

Simon: She looked like a Scalded Panda..

Craig: You take WWF to a whole new level...

by Tact123 March 4, 2010

scam

to receive a gift without manipulating another individual.

I practically scammed him.

by Philosophical-Cat October 24, 2017

Trans Scam

Trucking companies that convince inexperienced drivers to lease a company truck under the guise of making lots of money, but in reality only manage to pay for the truck, the insurance, fuel, maintance and upkeep for the company equipment while falling short of making any take-home pay.

Man, my dispatcher never seems to put enough miles together for me to get over the top!
Yeah dude, thats the Trans Scam, you're only here to pay for their stuff.

by Driver of the Year February 20, 2011

Scaldy

A night where you take a lot of drugs and party right through the night until the next morning.

"Well Joe how was last night?"
"Oh lad it was so scaldy, took a few pills and didn't stop until 10am"

by Lexon1996 June 29, 2016

Scam

A contrived scheme or process designed to surreptitiously, deceitfully and materially benefit the perpetrator(s) at the expense of the victim(s).

To provide or sell goods or services, knowing them to be unfit for purpose, while implying or claiming fitness in order to elevate the monetary value and generate undeserved revenue.

To extract goods or services from a provider whilst using deceitful measures designed to deny the provider suitable recompense in return.

by Brendan Townsend February 23, 2004