Saitan is the child that,according to the Naitan Prophecies, will be born to Naitan and Mama forman. Saitan is in an embryo like state in a giant single sperm cell. The Naitan Prophecies also claim that saitan will be born a full grown adult, and will aid Naaitan in the battle against Thorntan and Mcmilltan. Currently, Saitan controls Naitan in his sleep, which lead to the whole Thorntan-Naitan feud in the first place, and resulted in many rapes during the night in a 20,000 mile radius.
Naitan: stupid saitan,stupid saitan.
Me: whats the matter?
Naitan: Look at this newspaper!! 100 raped in one night in China!!
Me: Damn!!
Me: whats the matter?
Naitan: Look at this newspaper!! 100 raped in one night in China!!
Me: Damn!!
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Many consider him to be worse than Satan since he will usually be a hindrance more than a threat, on most occasions he will make his victim focus on very minor things until they go insane from the sheer bullshittery. Saitin is that one guy at the party that everyone thinks is a dick and will usually avoid, even Satan will avoid him.
Many consider him to be worse than Satan since he will usually be a hindrance more than a threat, on most occasions he will make his victim focus on very minor things until they go insane from the sheer bullshittery. Saitin is that one guy at the party that everyone thinks is a dick and will usually avoid, even Satan will avoid him.
“This whole video had me saying: NOT TODAY SAITIN!!!!!!!! NOT TODAY!!!!!”-Symone Bradly on Alx James ‘WATCHING LIVE EXORCISMS (The Demon Speaks!!’
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Samitude defines a Samantha that often gets hangry. She doesn't have resting bitch face; it's straight up active. Her eyes are mostly seen rolling into the back of her head. The evil side eye is also an indicator or heavy samitude. Large periods of silence are also a great warning that it is upon you.
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