Satanism

A group of pathetic emo nerds who feel enlightened yet still adhere to the ridiculous concept of religion by calling themselves satanists.

“I had no friends, so I chose Satanism”

by sheetstains September 20, 2020

satans banquet

eating out a girl on the rag.

"It was crazy, Heather just went down and started enjoying a Satans banquet served up by Phoebe in the locker room last night after soccer practice!"

by Urban slang warrior January 22, 2021

satansmonstercan

a very funny person who likes lil darkie and loves big titty alt girls

person 1 have you heard of satansmonstercan

person 2 no who’s that?

person 1 a person on tiktok lol

by satansmonstercan May 12, 2021

satans...boyfriend

The best person in the world

Dumb person “who’s @ satans...boyfriend?”
Smart and cool person “the best person ever, follow it on TikTok or I will kill you.”

by satans...boyfriend July 1, 2021

satanist

Someone who is not believing in god but not loving satan.

Friend one: Hey! Im a satanist

Friend two: a what?

Friend one: a satanist look it up

by _un_c0rn_ October 14, 2021

Satanist

People who push their will upon you because they feel they are free thinkers, and everyone should masturbate to their own egos like they do.

Satan(hebrew for adversary)

Satanist(someone who worships their own worst enemy)

Themselves.

Ego worship!

Those swinggers are satanist's because they think they know what everyone needs.

by Toldyasooo February 9, 2022

Satans arsehole

the bitter end of a banana

why are you pulling that face did you just eat satans arsehole?

by the other other other guy May 31, 2022