shalted

Totally smashed, wasted, hammered, shitfaced, and the like. Used exclusively for excessive drinking.

"Dude, you should've seen Chris last night. He got totally shalted and bounced with some chick we've never even seen before."

"Uhg, I've had such a rough week. Let's go out and get completely shalted tonight."

by prettymucheverysaturdaynight December 6, 2009

Saltery

The amount of 'saltiness' in a word, phrase, or sentence.

"The amount of saltery in that persons sentence is unbelievable.

by McDaniel 2.0 September 30, 2016

Sauted

To be so inebriated that you can't remember who you are or what is going on.

"Dude I was sauted at Ryan's last night. He said I tried to cook a mirror.

by Goob Steary August 1, 2017

Slated

To get literally decimated

Yo! This nigga bout to get slated by his momma!

by THe yomaugh3223 July 12, 2018

Alejandro Salceda

A weak ass pussy who will break your heart because he knows he's hella fine and ain't about nuthin serious....

Who's that

Oh!!! ...That's just and Alejandro Salceda

by Heartbroken Sierra March 30, 2017

Max Salter

Great person, very kind and generous, good-looking, sexy

One downside: can be rude

That boi over there is Max Salter

by PatrickMarsalek April 24, 2019

saltydog

saltydog; noun.

1) Fat, bald, pie eating spammer

2) Alleged sex offender

1. "Dude, don't be such a saltydog, leave some pies for us".

2. "Cris you Saltydog, leave those girls alone"

by Nikolas Wipeout May 9, 2005