Salty potato

The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex

Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though

"Damn, she is one salty potato!"

by iliketrashytv March 19, 2012

Salty Cyclops

Ejaculating into the eye of another or oneself

In attempting to give Jill a pearl necklace, the force of my load made her a Salty Cyclops.

by Judicious June 25, 2007

Salty Neck

When one has a neck with a member of the of the opposite sex and happens to have bit of a twist... To begin, the female of the two sexes first has a romantic experience using her lips on another male private region, and she begins to suck passionately until he "Blows his load" as one would say. After this experience for the lady, she then moves onto a different male, with the intention of passing the previous victims fluid into the other males mouth (while he is unaware of the previous events that have occurred.) Hence the term "Salty Neck"

Its a Salty Neck! OMG she necked him after she he gave that other lad a suck! hahahaha

by saohjzbfgbg July 5, 2014

salty dope

A synergistic melange of attitudes combining aspects of being salty while still being quite dope.

Lauren pretended to be showing me a broken nail, but I know she was flipping me off. She's so salty dope.

by HummingbirdB January 5, 2017

flying salty demons

Semen, sperm,jizm, Male ejaculate, cum

"Release the flying salty demons!" -

"Man, I covered her in flying salty demons"

by Emmett O'Connor September 11, 2007

Salty

To be mad, angry, agitated, upset.

Keene Dadian is a salty bitch.

by Nicktrollz April 20, 2013

salty

the combination of being both sour and bitter
In chemistry, acids are usually described as being sour, whereas bases are described as being bitter; the neutralization of an acid and a base produces a salt, and thus, salty.

The folks: That old man Jenkins was so bitter about our parking in front of his mail box. I've never seen a more sour expression...

You: Oh wait, so he was like salty?

The folks: ohhh...hon, is that how you talk during job interviews?

by kylacat April 9, 2017