Swimming lessons

torture

swimming lessons make me want to kms

by drconnorswasright May 25, 2022

Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers.

A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.

"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

by Narstream November 17, 2022

swimming flagpole

When a ship sinks, the flagpoles become swimming flagpoles.

Look at the swimming flagpole

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

Swimming Pussy

"Swimming Pussy" was a crazy arc introduced by the user Gunthersito on Discord. Now this arc lasted about two to three weeks. Originally you could see in the video that there was a messy room with an individual repeatedly saying "swimming pussy" while playing with a toy. The clip was less than twenty seconds but it was very entertaining.

Swimming pussy. Swim swim

by BungaBear December 28, 2022

Swimming with the kids

When you cum in the bath you are taking.

I went swimming with the kids this morning and man was it awesome.

by Denzel Nguyen January 7, 2023

swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).

Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.

by pebisibepis April 6, 2023

Swimming in piss

When the body of water is extremely warm and feels like a giant piss spot.

It feels like I'm swimming in piss with how hot this water is

by Moleratata April 15, 2023