Twat Swat

The act of Garret'ing a situation. Actions taken that limit the amount of exposed breast in the group chat.

Kayci was excitedly anticipating her bribe payment when someone Twat Swatted her heavenly ordained blessing.

by BajanKing February 25, 2019

SWAT

It's an Acronym. It stands for
"So We Are Terrorists"

....
Yes, it's a huge conspiracy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Last night the SWAT intervened in the terrorist attack in the square.

by inghy December 31, 2018

SWAT

If you're at a toddlers party and the kids are acting very asinine just say the adverb: SWAT.

S: Super
W: Weird
A: Annoying/ Asinine
T: Toddle/ teen / Teachers etc.

Oh no it's A SWAT!

by Dictionary.com/;MC-REN-213-C^ January 8, 2019

Twat Swat

The female version of a cock block.

Jen twat swated me again by flaunting her tits in front of the guy I was talking to.

by Jarrell mafiosos June 30, 2018

SWAT Hog

SWAT Hog is the name given to the current leader of the SWAT team. Well endowed, he is the epitome of a man. He is a well learned gentleman with a vast knowledge on everything from glory holes to cold calling. He once cold called President Trump and convinced him to implement glory holes along the US/Mexican border wall.

"I just had sex with SWAT Hog, I have never been so satisfied in my life."

by bustingdown August 30, 2018

wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.

Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

swat call

1. swat call (compound noun)
2. to swat-call (verb)
When you’re on sick leave of any kind in any profession, and the company has an occupational physician try to get the jump on you by either an unannounced phone call or house call. The doctor in question, normally referred to as ‘Doc Ock’ may be referred to as a ‘fowler’ in this case, named so after the tactical medic from the show S.W.A.T.

While on sick leave I visited a theme park and got a swat call from a fowler mid-rollercoaster. I was caught red handed!

by Laquatus October 16, 2023