Swags

Possibly the best nickname in the world. Once you hear it, you want to know the girl better she is obviously super cool and a total babe. The girl can hang with the best. Gotta love herr.

SWAGSS! I love you girll.

by Swagsz9 July 22, 2010

swagster

embracing much swagger while subtly resembling a hipster.

"seen that blog? its so swag"

"having a blog is very hipster"

"its swagster"

Pharrell

by moumink May 2, 2011

shats weak

a school appropriate way of saying, shit is weak like on grandmas boy, usually used sarcasticlly

track coach: how far did you throw the shotput today?
karl: 45 feet
me: shats weak!

by cameron cowger March 16, 2008

dirty seats

1: When the sitting apparatus (sometimes in a bus) get filthy and covered in splooge and the creamofsomeyoungguy as two people fuck like dirty little bitch felchers on them.

2: A pair of tits

1: Man, I meat some mad bus cunt the other day and we fucked like dirty little bitch felchers and made mad dirty seats.
2: Nice, what did the girl look like?
1: It was your mum you sick little cunt-features.

by Pimp-Master J May 20, 2006

Shatsturbating

The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.

"I ate a lot of beans, and then I shatsturbated!"

Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."
Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

check your stats

what you tell someone when you arguing with them and they give you a wrong answer

dave: hey man, I think suzie is hot!
tom: no way! she is freakin' ugly!
dave: you better check your stats dude!

by juliokc October 2, 2008

satseeing

Visiting new and interesting places while completely lost courtesy of the imaginative route selection typically provided by Satellite Navigation devices

I went satseeing through two farms and a ford today and met an interesting man playing a banjo on a rocking chair

by Christopher Last September 25, 2008