vanity strength

The appearance of having great strength, but really having the strength of a sick nine year school girl.

Person 1: Did you see how strong Tom got over the summer.
Person 2: Ugh. It’s vanity strength. He helped me move and couldn’t even pick up a box of clothes.

Person 1: Man what a bitch.

by That+guy November 02, 2017

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functional strength

Girls that claim they go to the gym because they do Pilates classes and spin. Great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. Most girls lack. Will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. No way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. Likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.

I broke my back trying to save that bird from the Tsunami! I thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! She’s got no functional strength!

by Uncle-ted December 21, 2017

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O-Strength

The feeling of invincibility and burst of physical power during an orgasm.

"I felt like the Hulk last night during sex; my O-strength was awesome."

"I accidently bruised my girlfriend's hips with my O-strength when I was gripping her last night."

by cum-strength June 06, 2012

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