Standoffish

Something your girlfriend says that makes you feel like your an idiot, then you realize its not a word.

This is getting a little bit too standoffish for me.

by BrentisDUMB November 13, 2011

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Standoffish

Someone that seems like a shy person without much sense if you don't know them well.

Robert/Roberta Ford seem shy and harmless until you turned your back, then his/her standoffish nature showed through the surface, though you wouldn't ever see it until it was too late.

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

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The parrot lady would have on her camoflage outfit hiding in plain sight in the town square barking at the happy passerbys in a standoffish manner, always. Her friend requests and apologies made Chevy Chase look like the most sincere and heartfelt guy you ever met.

by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022

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Mexican Stand-off

Whichever incredibly talented sportsman happens to be playing at number 10 for Mexico's Rugby Union Team. Also sometimes called a Mexican Fly-half or a Mexican Outside-half.

If Rodrigo keeps working on his kicking he could one day be a Mexican Stand-off!

Luis- I saw a great Mexican Stand-off on the TV yesterday.
Carlos - Really? Were you watching a Spaghetti Western or something?
Luis - No, I watching Mexico v Guatemala Rugby on pay per view...

Jonny Wilkinson is a great rugby player but even he doesn't have the one quality required to be a Mexican Stand-off. He isn't Mexican.

by Rxmcgree May 2, 2010

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standoffish

A stand, typically made of Plutonium-238, with a lead plating on the outside, that has goldfish (the snack, not real fish) on it. It is used to poison little kids.

Imma poison the kid with a standoffish.

by DaCuteRaccoon November 29, 2021

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