garbage stale

What the printed plastic sign actually reads when you purchase it at the hardware/department store; this truly represents what many of the typical household-surplus provenders are attempting to pawn off on others over the weekend. Prior to posting the sign, people have to make a neat horizontal cut underneath the "r", and two vertical cuts --- one between the "r" and the "b", and the other between the "s" and the "t" --- and then slide the two halves of the sign together one letter's width to cover those two pesky "revealing letters" and form a new (and deceitful!) message.

Be on the lookout for staples and tape holding the "garbage stale" sign together, if you want to determine what those sidewalk-shysters are **really** selling.

by QuacksO September 23, 2017

stale queef

A backed up p**** fart, that b**** needs a douching,

"Stale queef" now that there is a stale p**** fart it could use a good douching right there, holy p**** fart, hey ledouche,

by Stale Queef November 19, 2020

Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.

Your grandpa has a stale penis...

by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017

Stale Facing

When you are lowkey throwing shade and you high key being salty

Sally constantly be stale facing me because it took her man.

by Sometin Bout U Girrrl December 20, 2017

stale cornchip

Something no longer of concern or interest, "old hat"

He was complaining again about his manager at Taco Bell, but I feel that's just stale cornchip.

by Ninja Clan Lord February 16, 2017

stale juice

when you leave a beer out for the whole day and take a big swig the next night.

“Damn who left this stale juice just laying around”

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 24, 2017

Staled

A meme that becomes old or dead.

Mr. Anal: Damn, these dat boi memes are amazing!

Mr. Shit: Shut the fuck up, Todd. That meme is totally staled.

by The Master of Memes August 25, 2016